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I gasped as Edward unzipped his gorgeous, godlike pants, revealing his smooth, white, marble cock. He glared at me with his burning topaz eyes as my fingertips brushed his cold, sparkling, granite dick. My heartbeat quickened. My breath caught. I didn’t deserve this. How could I, clumsy, ordinary, plain, clumsy Bella Swan who was only asked to the dance by 3 different lovestruck boys, be so close to a cock so gorgeous, scintillating and godlike? It was like the pale marble cock of Adonis.

In a quick, graceful motion, Edward turned and glared at me. “Don’t you see Bella?” he said as he held me in his strong grasp and dry-humped my thigh with annoyance, “I’m a danger to you! You should have nothing to do with me! Every moment you’re risking your life!”

“Edward” I gasped “I love you. I will love you forever!” I was in agony thinking of losing him and never again touching his pale, white, cold, gorgeous, sparkling, marble, granite, dazzling, godlike, scintillating Adonis cock. How would I live? He was my life.

He glared at me again with his dazzling, golden eyes and told me with his gorgeous, pale lips “There’s something I haven’t told you. Something else about my kind.”

“What Edward?” I asked breathlessly, “I will love you no matter what. Forever.”

He brushed his cold, gorgeous, marble lips close to my clumsy, ordinary ears and whispered “We…”

“What, Edward? I love you. Forever. You can tell me anything.”

He gave me his crooked grin and said, “We ejaculate rainbows.”

ahahahaah omg. I don’t know how I actually came across this, but I LOLed.

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   I’M LMFAO RIGHT NOW ! xD

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   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOSH !!!

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    lmfao thts definitely not in the book..

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    is this real? is this really in the book o.O i dont believe this. ima feel stupid if ths is a joke.

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    LMFAO ! is that real ?

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    ahahaha! it sounds sooo official.

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    read it. you’ll die

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    i’m currently reading “new moon” right now. i begrudgingly began the series out of curiosity, but i must admit, it’s...

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    OKAY. i have caved, this scene has converted me. IM A TWI-HARD. LMAO

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    don’t know how...actually came across this, but

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